Crustiest dirtiest, nastiest, smelliest feet I’ve ever had

Description: This may be the dirtiest my feet has ever been without doing so intentionally. they are absolutely filthy and yes they smell. somehow they got so sweaty and nasty and caked with black dirt and filth even while wearing slides bonus stinky points with the cast it’s been on my arm a week and a half. would you be good enough to even be able to lick my feet clean?