Alien Doesn't Even Want You

Description: I crash landed on your planet and you are the first thing i see? this is not what i was expecting when i was searching earth on my home planet. look at you…. you look pathetic. i can see. right through those pants and nobody warned me that human dicks are so micro? you are still a virgin? i can read your mind. i know everything. the only useful thing a beta loser like you can do is take me to an actual alpha male who knows something!