Audio: You Are What You Eat

Description: You know how they say you are what you eat? i guess for you, that would mean you are a toilet because you only consume brown waste. i've imprisoned you beneath my toilet for the past few months, implying that my waste now permeates your dna. you are what you eat, toilet. you're never going to be normal again. you're never going to have a normal life again. you are going to be a toilet for life. that's what it is for you. eating waste. tasting brown waste. being a toilet. you are a toilet. no sex for potties like you. i mean, my waste is probably the most nutritious thing that you've eaten in your life. it's way better than any processed food that you've probably consumed.