Loser or Virgin?

Description: What has more influence, hmm? the fact that you’re a loser, or the fact that you’re a virgin? do you think if you were less of a loser, you could get pussy? hmmm, tough question since we’ll never know. you are a loser and that’s certainly not going to change. in fact, you wouldn’t change it if you could! you love your loser life, jerking for all your favorite femdommes while we laugh and deny you. we can theorize all day, but when it comes down to the truth… you’re gonna be a virgin loser for life.