Paypig Zoned

Description: I know that you have been fantasizing about having sex with me for as long as you've known me. you may try to hide it but i'm no moron. i see the bulge in your pants when you look at me. i can hear your breath start getting heavier. you want me. unfortunately, for you, i wouldn't fuck you if you were the last soul alive. i couldn't be less interested in you. luckily, for you, i have found a way for you to exist in my perfect universe. instead of getting laid by me you are going to pay me. it really is more than you deserve. now goon for me and send me all the cash that i deserve. don't forget to tip me when you're done.