You'd Rather Watch Me

Description: We're staying in for the night to watch our favorite show. i'm already in my pajamas and comfortable laying by you. i open a soda and start to burp. sorry, i don't mean to burp over the show. i continue to sip my soda and burp. i just can't stop burping. you're smiling and enjoying me burping instead of watching the show. i can give you a better show. i come closer and burp in your face. i start to hiccup a little, but keep burping. am i your new favorite show?