You ARE a SIMP

Description: You can deny it all you want, but you are a simp. pay pretty girls online? jerk-off to paid porn? news flash, you're a simp. it's so obvious, and there's nothing to be ashamed of. you're so lucky to be a simp for me! you drip, and drool, and leak so easily. you do whatever i want. the simp life is the good life.