Honey I Shrunk The Loser!!!

Description: My fat idiot boss thought he would try to come between my husband and i by telling my husband a lie that i was cheating with him. what a fool. little did he know i practice black magic and i shrunk him down to teach him a lesson. i decide to berate and humiliate him before tossing his tiny ass into my cereal. i stir it up so that he is mixed in there really well, i don't know which bite he will be in so it's a surprise each time i put the spoon in my mouth. eventually i eat him feeling his tiny bones crush between my razor sharp teeth and swallow him never to be seen or heard from again.