I Ate My Student

Description:   i have been taking some great cooking classes and going to the gym a lot while taking time off from my teaching job. i want to cook something very special tonight but happen to be missing a key ingredient. i happen to see you, one of my best students, walking outside and you give me a great idea. i invite you in and ask if you want to become one of my ingredients for my recipe. you agree, pretty excited by the idea and i shrink you down. now i can inspect and pinch you before i marinate you for three hours in the fridge. i am excited that you will become part of my strong body once i eat you. i come back in a bathing suit to cook you and roast you in a pan before popping you into the oven. you look so tasty! once i serve you and start to eat you, i realize just how delicious you are as well as how great this recipe is.