Detention Farting ASMR!

Description: I'm a grouchy, rude, and unprofessional detention teacher. all i care about is everybody staying silent and being productive. as the time passes, i begin to fart over and over. i attempt to cover them up with coughing, but it seems to take a while before students begin to notice. i deny they heard anything, and deny it came from me. get back to work! then, as i eat mexican takeout, the farts seem to get louder and longer. my stomach is in so much pain because of all the gas i'm holding in. i end detention early. must be your lucky day!