Plug It Up

Description: Congratulations sweetheart! as of right now, you are a woman. although i understand that your first moon cycle may be a little unsettling, fear not—goddess callie is here! now that you are a woman, i will educate and inform you about tampons, cramps, and a host of other monthly occurrences. i'm overjoyed for you. we're just a little while away from having our cycles synchronize. plug it up for me and take some tylenol. you'll get used to it, don't worry. that's a good girl for goddess.