Ooops! I didn't Even See You! Ughh My Farts were so baddd!

Description: So i was just wondering the house for my phone! when i found it i just sat right down! i swear i had no idea he was under my ass! ughh i had so many wet foul smelling farts! even i was getting sick! i mean why would abrigela duct tape her tiny boyfriend to a chair! that's so dangerous! she knows i'm lactose intolerant! ughhh so embarrassing! he took so many wet farts straight to his face!