Found A Tiny In The Woods

Description: So as i was on my hike i found a tiny in the grass. i was so taken back with how small he was. i toss him in my tiny jar and proceed to blast him with my nasty gas. i really wanted to make room for more tinies in case i found another one on the way. so i proceeded to stuff him in my tight, sweaty, and stinky ass an pull up my underwear to trap in all the foul smells. i let it all out then pull up my jeans an take him home with me. i was so tired from my hike so i sat down an farted on him some more before taking a shower.