You're My Human Toilet

Description: Our relationship is getting soo boring and honestly i think you are a loser. but do not worry even though i am breaking up with you, i have another use for you in mind! i want you to be my human toilet. you get to swallow everything from now on. however this new role is permanent. meaning i want you to never leave your new position. you will make yourself useful for all of my guests, not just me. hope you enjoy your new life!