Shutting a Brat Up

Description: Brats have notoriously big mouths, and given my italian roots, mine is exceptionally large. is it even possible to shut this brat up? my owner has thoughts and a whole lot of material to work with to find the most effective gag for my ever running mouth. we'll try some standards and see how they hold up, but perhaps we'll need to get a bit more creative and put a new twist on an old classic. i, of course, just can't help myself and will brat test everyone to the max and continue to bait my owner, no matter how he tries to distract me. who wins in this brat vs. gag contest?