Ooops! Didnt See You There!

Description: My new roomate just moved in and he has the shrinking virus! i've never lived with someone so small! i swear i didnt even see him laying on the couch when i came into the room and sat down! even worse i was crazy gassy from all the pizza and cheese fries i had! seriously they smelled so fucking bad, i thought i was going to fall out! i dont know how he didnt! but oh well! i apologized and i think he will forgive me. hopefully it doesnt happen again! i mean, how many times do you check your seat for a tiny person before sitting down!