Burglar Buttcrack Desperation Farts
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126
Duration:
17:28
Submitted:
8 months ago
Title:
Burglar Buttcrack Desperation Farts
Description:
Watch me trying to burgle your house farting away unaware your in the house.. i spot you and blame the fart noise on the floorboards. i carry on attempting to burgle your house unaware to me my leggings have slipped down revealing my buttcrack.. i explain how stylish and professional i am. i drop my sunglasses and get stuck under your table with tummy pain and fart loudly. i ask if i can use the ladies’ room as i have really bad trapped wind. you ignore me so i try and find my own way. i finally find the bathroom door, but it won’t open. i fart all flustered then finally the door opens, and i fall onto the toilet and fart loudly. i try and steal the toilet seat, but i end up falling back onto the toilet and farting loudly. i asked to be excused and let out big farts on the toilet in relief. like i said i’m the most professional stylish burglar there is. #farting #gassy #buttcrack #toiletfetish #asscrack #fartfetish #onlyevamarie