Small Penis Loser Of The Year

Description: I don't usually bring people home like this but i'll make an exception. i can't wait to see your cock, i know it's huge - oh, you'll show it to me but only if i have the guts to moon you? of course i will, shouldn't i be proud of my nice, round ass? now it's my turn! i bet you won't send me a dick pic and - oh you did and- woops, it's definitely big - just ignore me trying to stop myself from laughing! i'm going to send this little photo to my group chat - to see if they approve of course! now it's your turn again - you bet i won't wear a see through shirt or bra? did you think you'd win this one? do i look ashamed wearing only my bra? of course not! now, i bet that you won't get fully undressed. there's no need to be embarrassed, it's just the two of us! keep going, if you take your pants off, maybe i'll use my hands and my mouth to get you off. doesn't that sound like a fair trade? now that you've got everything off, i want you to start jerking yourself off - i might just film this, this is gold. go on mr 'big' dick, show off to the camera just how 'big' your dick is, and- oh, you came already? that's really shrunk quite a bit! now, i'm going to let you in on a secret - that's far from the largest dick i've ever seen. it's comically small. and you're just sitting there, completely nude with that silly little thing flopping about while i'm still completely clothed! i don't know why i expected you to last longer with that little thing. life is just full of disappointments. you are the small penis loser of the year! this is a custom and uses the name brandon