What Are You?

Description: What are you? you look.. so human, but it doesn't make any sense because you're just so small.how are you only this big? i just wanna.. *poke* you're so much fun to tease. does that tickle?? i could keep you as my pet you know, i bet you really wouldn't eat much at all. *ouch!* you fucking bit me! you know, i tried to be nice to you because you're small and you look human-ish, but you're just a fucking asshole and i think you should be squished.