Giving You a Show After You're Caught Staring When People Are In The Other Room

Description: I came in here to get away from my guests for just a minute. i know you've been staring at my feet in these boots all evening. i bet you're wondering if they're sweaty, and if my socks are leaving lint behind... without saying a word to you, i plop my feet onto the table and give you a quick little show and answer all of the questions that have been taking over your mind... what do you think? have i answered your questions?