Turned On by Tent Farts

Description: i wake you up in the middle of the night while we are camping. i can't relax because my tummy hurts. i am gassy but terrified to let the farts rip for fear you'll think its gross. but i have no choice. i slip out a few to relieve my gurgling tummy. an atrocious smell fills the tent and i am mortified with embarrassment. i offer to open the tent door to clear the air, but you say no. this is where i realize you have a fart fetish. you actually like the smell of my farts! so i hotbox the tent, cranking out one after another, for you to enjoy before we drift back of to dream land.