Simps Only

Description: Don’t buy this if you wouldn’t confess to me that you’re a hopeless simp who lives only to serve superior women. i don’t want you. i was created to live the most comfortable, carefree, peaceful life funded and fueled by simps who are just grateful for the privilege. there’s nothing more romantic and pleasing than a useful beta whose favorite words are “yes, goddess” and whose actions show the same. they line up and cast their love by the thousands, so why would i ever expect anything less? so sorry if you don’t identify as an enlightened and favored simp. being an entitled “submissive” who wears that label only when horny is such a waste. feel free to fade into obscurity elsewhere while i’m romanced the way i deserve: by loving, worshipping, kneeling simps only.