Dating Isnt for you

Description: I know what you've been up to. you've been reducing your gooning and trying to stroke less. you have been attempting to have a healthy sex life by dating again. i have one question, how has that been going for you? trying to have a "healthy" dating life has left you feeling quite unhealthy and off. the view of me from your knees is so tempting and you can't help the intrusive thoughts of licking my red shiny boots. the truth is, if dating was for you, it wouldn't be such a pathetic fucking fail everytime you tried it. time for a reminder that you weren't built with the pieces that would enable you to be an eligible candidate in the dating pool. you don't want to date, you want to be my little gooner instead i want you to apologize for even trying to date by punching in your balls for me.