My Van is Fucked

Description: Hey babe, yeh no problem, i'll take you to the station. come on, let's hop in the van and i'll give you a ride. what the fuck??!! this fucking van, omg. why isn't it starting??!! it's just been serviced as well. it's trying to turn over but it just won't start??! fucking thing!! i'm pumping my pedals with my shiny shoes but it's not starting. the engine's so loud!! come on, come on!!! i'm so sorry, usually it starts fine, this is so embarrassing!! i have no idea what to do?? i guess i'll just keep pumping the pedals and hope the battery doesn't go.... oh damn... featuring: pedal pumping | broken car | damsel | shiny shoes | arm hair | british | redhead