You're Just a Pathetic Toilet

Description: I think it's so cute that you want me. you're such a shy, sad boy - a total loser, really. an inferior boy like you could never be my friend, much less my lover. i know that makes you sad. i know it makes you feel unworthy and inadequate to know that you aren't good enough to be a part of my life. then again, i may just have a use for you! you like staring at my ass, don't you? how would you like to look at it day in and day out? what do you think about being my little toilet? after all, it's the only way you'll ever get any real attention from me. here's what life would be like as my personal waste receptacle...