Mouth stung by bees strong burping

Description: My lips have been bitten by bees, i have bruises on them and they are very swollen. i needed something to soothe myself, something to take away my pain. i drink a carbonated drink and i burp disgustingly, loudly and in a low bass. the delicious taste hits my head, and you know what? there are some pieces downstairs, i drink it all and my burping increases in intensity.