Unstoppable diarrhea diaper for the flight

Description: My plane is comming, but im stucking in my toilet. im dont have time for be long time in the toilet, i m begging my ass to emptying it faster, but it dont want cooperation with me. im im irritated and angry. my husband calling me and asking me, when i will in the airport. dont know, and this is the worst. my brownie loud splashing, and its a lot of them. what i should doing? mayby i shoul put plug inside my ass, or put a diaper on my butt. im thing its the best solution for me.