Dinner With Your Family Gone Wrong

Description: I hate your family. your family is so rude and obnoxious. your mom's cooking is always so bad, yet we go and pretend we like it. this time, this dinner was too much. i'm drinking so much fizzy drinks to try to wash down this meal which is causing me to burp uncontrollably and very loud. your parents keep giving me judgemental looks and saying rude remarks. finally i can not handle it anymore and i tell you i want to leave. as soon as we get home i begin to take off my shirt and express my frustrations with you. i tell you that i had good news i wanted to share with you, but you and your parents ruined the night. my stomach is growling since i didn't get to finish my food and i decide to show you my accomplishment anyways. i discovered a shrinking potion at work and i'm going to use it on you! poof! now you are a tiny boyfriend and i can not help but to eat you up! now that you're gone, i guess i should find my next victim, i mean, boyfriend.