Gooner Reject

Description: Fun fact, no one likes you. everyone makes fun of you behind your back and are only nice to your face because they pity you. you have failed at every relationship, friendship, and sexual adventure. you have gotten close to fucking but you are a premature ejaculator and make it to the finish line way too fast, every single time. you have been deemed useless, undateable and now i am going to make sure you focus on the correct things. you are going to get off to your rejection, your premie status and your love for humiliation. i want to remind you of what you are, a boring ass wallet for me to use and today that is exactly what i am going to do. enjoy pumping to your absolute failure as a man, loser!