Warming You Up

Description: So recently my cars hot air stopped working, and me and my tiny roomate zac are about to take a long car trip across the country! i feel really bad that theres no hot air in the car because it's so cold out! so i've decided instead of us both freezing the whole car ride there, itll be better if its just me freezing! i'm just that kind of person! i dont mind making sacrfices for my friends! so i'm going to tie my roomate zac to my cushion, and then just sit on him for the full 12 hour drive! that way he can be both warm and comfy underneath my giant ass! i'll wear some pajamas so he's nice and comfy and cozy! an then ill just relax and drive! i'm not sure, he's going to love it so i'm going to test it out for a few minutes first! just lay him down, take a seat and relax! he's gonna be under me for hours and hours so he needs to be able to handle my weight, my farts, and the sweat! i get really bad swamp ass, and sitting in cars always make me super gassy for some reason! so i think itll be hard for him but since he's so small he could freeze alot faster! so i think this is both the safer and more better option for him! i'm sure the 12 hours will fly right by!