Eli's Shrimp Dicked Pussy-Eating Cuck

Description: Imagine this; you're out at the club/ bar, and you see me. not only do you see me, but i'm actually looking right your way, with my sexy, gleaming, fuck-me eyes. yeah that's right, you finally hit the jack-pot!!but wait, after all of that, you're not even packing a grown man's penis! you try to entice me with your tiny shrimp dick, and even beg me to give you an exaggerated, pity cock-rating. oh gosh, i don't think i've ever face palmed so hard, or been so disappointed, after a night on the prowl.good thing i have dave on speed dial! he's going to come over and fuck me instead, and all you're going to do is watch. you can stroke that wretched excuse for a penis all on your own, while you watch my guy friends stretch me and fill me! hahaha, so i guess the night isn't a total loss. however, let's be real, the chances i'll ever be calling you again are slim to none!