Updating Life Insurance Due to Weight Gain

Description: How about a scene where you say we have to update insurance forms? you look at yours and notice the weight on it was 120 or whatever you actually weighed 5 years ago. you say i think i better be honest about this. you pull out the scale, strip down and note the actual weight, with some pinching of your fat and a few comments like holy i’m out of shape. then you notice that i’m (off screen always) laughing. you say is your form up to date? do you even know what you weigh? typical guy! i’m telling you now the covid fairy definitely hit you. i’ve noticed how your belly is starting to hang over your pants. oh, you don’t care and it’s just a number? cool. then you pull the scale back out and say, ok, if you don’t care, hop up there now and let’s see? strip down right now! maybe say stuff like off with the shirt, and say, look at that gut, etc. after you weigh me say do you know how much you’ve gained in five years? 68 pounds in five years! i knew it. i’ve seen it up close and i’ve seen it when we go hiking (feel free to improvise). my sister was giving me about us when we could keep up. she was like remember when i was the fat one? all you guys must do is eat now because we can’t keep up. no, i’m serious, she said we both look 6 months pregnant. she was checking out the man boobs when we went swimming. that’s ok, she’s kind of bitchy. anyway, i think we both got a gut check today. are you ready to get our asses in shape? i’m putting you on a diet fat boy! that’s right. and if you want see this body naked, it’s time you drop some pounds!