Pussy Free Virgin Loser for Life *custom*

Description: A parody course for pussyfree losers like me who haven’t taken the hint and missed the memo on what women want. it wouldn’t be your average birds and bees talk… this is a stinging lecture of my sad and embarrassing life, a love life that's less 'happily ever after' and more 'never ever happening’.it would include all of the mock advice of ‘how to not be myself or how not to flirt’ and how i’m not charming, interesting, or attractive, as well as mimicking the way i probably sound trying to talk to girls… we'll pepper in dubious factoids about pussy and the female anatomy or sex just to troll me since i wouldn't know anyway, given my non-existent social and romantic track record.it’ll be education that's as condescending as it is useless.a clip fueled with insecurity reinforcement, social and emotional anxiety inducing fuckery and trolling, bully the sexless nerd cause these lessons will totally help me score a chance with the ladies. i love those lines in that one “ugly”  clip you made where you asked the viewer questions like what sex position makes the ugliest person .. idk ask your parents. things like that.make it dark and mean, sex education for the "eternally alone" or those identify as incels.gaslight me and make me feel like i deserve to be alone, and how i’m the opposite of funny, charming, interesting, or attractive, and really make a point out of who would need sex education at 30 or older, incorporating exaggerated mockery, trolling sarcasm, and a bratty, narcissistic tone throughout.use a snarky overly enthusiastic tone to make light of my loneliness and dry dick depression. one lesson might be (exploring my failed attempts at flirting), mimic my voice as if i’m mentally challenged and my lack of confidence and how uncool i probably sound trying to talk to women, including ridiculous advice and "proven" pickup lines that are guaranteed to fail, yet calling me a stud or a winner with the ladies, extremely thick with irony. you could teach me how to talk to a girl without making her visibly cringe. which you demonstrate is me not talking at all. things like that to provoke me. and tell me to cope or get used to it, and embrace my pussyfree destiny, with a mockingly motivational wrap-up that pretends to uplift in a sarcastic tone feigning interest in me. give me lines like "remember, there's someone out there for everyone…. except, maybe, you.