Smallest Ever

Description: I’ve seen way too many little dicks. more than i care to remember. so trust me when i say, yours, is 1000% the smallest i’ve ever seen. like, it’s a real squinter, isn’t it? your pubes are longer than your dick. at this point, can we even call it a dick? i think that qualifies as more of a clit, than it does a dick. what do you think? hahaha