Fart Prank Gone Wrong!

Description: You decided to prank me by adding real dairy to my coffee-- knowing i'm lactose intolerant. immediately my tummy is rumbling, and i can't hold in my farts! i step away to rip some of the loudest farts ever, and come back apologetic and embarrassed. that's when i realize-- you did this on purpose! i'll teach you to play pranks on people!i tackle you and pin you down, covering your mouth with duct tape so you have no choice but to breathe through your nose as i stick my hairy asshole in your face and let rip the nastiest farts. you'll learn your lesson today after huffing my smelly dairy farts!