Human Fart Cushion for Work

Description: i love to have a personal fart cushion! it comes in handy when i have to work from home. then not only i have a comfy seat for my big butt, but also a fart filter. just fucking make sure to stay quiet down there and gulp my farts down without any whining. i have to stay focused! if you keep moving, i'm gonna have to punish you, little bitch.