Should I Tell Her?

Description: I think your wife would be very interested to know what her beloved husband has been up to behind her back. don't you think she'd like to hear about all of the disgusting, depraved things you've been up to? i could tell her about what a pervert you are. about all of the dirty videos you've bought and all the messages you've sent to me. she could see and hear about everything you've done here with me. but that would be a lot of unnecessary drama, don't you think? i think so too. don't worry, i'll keep your secrets safe! as long as you keep me happy. you're going to keep paying me and spoiling me, and as long as i'm happy, i won't tell her a thing. so let's save her the devastation and just avoid all of that. things will be so much simpler this way! and everyone will be so much happier. just remember: keeping me happy is your number one priority now.