Saint Patrick' s Day ( EATING )

Description: Valerie is a cannibal, and she is talking to a friend, who is right beside her (pov) it is st. patrick's day and the little leprechauns come to visit, but she likes to eat them. she will show her friend how to fatten them up, cook them and eat them. she will also show to eat them alive. valerie is sitting across the table, she wants to show you (pov) how to trap and prepare little leprechauns to eat, how to fatten them up, cook them, and eat them. she pauses and says, also, they taste very good when you eat them alive too. she pretend to sprinkle little parts of food on table, so that they will come for food, and valerie will catch them. then, she pretend to capture under the bowl, she slam bowl down on table, then look under bowl, and smile over at friend, they are both very much alive, then she wink over at her friend and say, part of the fun in this is that i will eat one of them, still alive, the other i will show you how to cook. she pick one up, and hold out in front and say, okay, this one, i am going to cook him, but first we have to fatten him up before i eat him. she sprinks different seasons on him, she look at friend and say, look at the other little man, he is watching as i prepare his friend for dinner, and he knows i am going to eat him too. she pick the other up and say, yes, my plump little guy, i am showing my friend here how to cook and eat your little friend, but once i have him in my oven, i am going to eat you, and no, i am not going to cook you, i will eat you alive. she put him back on table, and say, now, this one is ready for my oven, she walk away, and pretend to put it in the oven, and return to table. now valerie  sits down and say to her friend, now i will show you how to eat this one while he is still alive. then she pick him up, open mouth, and almost bite him then pull back again. she start to laugh and say, the trick is to make him afraid, they taste much better this way. she look at her friend and say, see, he is afraid, he is trying to get away because he knows i am going to eat him. her eyes grow wide as she brings him close to mouth, open and close, teasing him. she turn to friend and say, this is when you know he is ready to eat, when he is struggling to get away, that's when you eat him up she opens wide, and bites into him, and begin to chew him up, as she are chewing him up she say, he is delicious, but soon we will eat his friend too. then she devour him. finished with this one, she asks, so do you want to eat his freind? then go to get the other from oven. she return with him in hand, and sit down. valerie  hands him to you (pov) and says, here, you can eat this one. you take him from her, and he is still alive, trying to get free. you smile and say, he does not want to be eaten either. you smile and scare him then you eat him in one bite as well. full hd eng