The Laughable Pump: A Micro-Cock's Ritual

Description: Oh, you pitiful excuse of a man, i've concocted something special just for you – a jerk off instruction designed for those cursed with laughably insignificant cocks. it’s truly pathetic, the way you think that pitiful little nub you call a dick could ever please anyone. but don’t worry, i’ve taken it upon myself to guide your worthless self through the only pleasure you’re capable of experiencing alone, because let’s face it, no one else would bother. what are you waiting for, boy? i told you to strip and get stroking. even little cocks need to be milked, and i intend to watch you tug that tiny thing until you spurt whatever tiny load there will be. you may never satisfy a woman, but you'll amuse beautiful men like me by showing off how puny that dick is for the rest of your days!