Let's remove your penis for Valentine's day - premature ejaculation

Description: Well my disappointment is huge right now . i have thought that it would be a good idea to warm up our relationship, so i have dressed up for valentine's day and i have tried to seduce you... seducing you is so easy, yet we are having this problem with your premature cock and as always : you came after 3 strokes... it is sad but i have to make you decide our future on this special day. you can pick from 3 options: i go away right now and i won't look back, or you will let me remove your worthless penis or testicles. make your decision right now and be wise. if you want me to stay, you have to get rid of that piece of "mud" in between your legs, and you have to find a second job to compensate me for my time, effort and sacrifice. be fast, because i don't want to waste more of my precious time...  ( this one is the penectomy edition.)