Your Penis VS A Porn Penis SPH

Description: Let's have a little talk about your penis, and when i say a little talk, i mean exactly that. i want you to understand the cold hard (or not-so-hard) facts about your dick size, how you measure up, and what women really think even if they're trying to be polite about it - which i'm obviously not. pick a few porn videos, let them play with the volume off in the background, and listen closely to what i have to say because you need to hear it: you would need to lay multiples of your puny penis end to end to equal a thick, masculine cock that makes women moan and cum hard. maybe your ex-girlfriend wasn't ever honest with you, or that hookup who never returned your calls afterward - but i'm going to tell you all the things they were thinking and didn't say to your face. you're welcome.