Tiny Shorts Big Burps

Description: I got a new pair of jean shorts for an upcoming cosplay. i altered them and made them so much sexier. they look amazing, but when i put them on my huge ass looks even bigger in them. you walk in the room (my boyfriend or girlfriend) and i ask you to give me your honest opinion. i'm bloated so i'm being a little hard on myself. do these shorts look okay? how does my ass look? why don't you take a seat and get a better view.