It's Been A Blast

Description: Title: **it's been a blast!** description: so me and this guy zac have been dating for a few years now, and honestly its been a blast to live and date him! but recently i just feel like i'm becoming more attracted to women! it's nothing against him, hes awesome! but i just think i might be a lesbian now! only problem is! zac knows all of my deepest darkest secrets! an i cant just let him walk out the door and live his life with all my private info! it's too risky! so i devised the perfect plan! i'm going to duct tape him to my seat, then break up with him! then just tell him that his life from now on will be my seat! he always said i had a really nice ass! so now he can get to live with it daily! sadly he will also be dealing with my horrendous gas but you gotta take the good with the bad!