Peeing my pants while on the phone

Description: Fuck... my bathroom door is broken, again! i try to open it but it's just stuck... i call my boyfriend and he suggests calling the locksmith i called last time. i need to pee so bad; i feel like i'm ready to explode. i make the call and explain the situation, the secretary i'm talking to tells me someone is going to come fix my door in around an hour... i close the call. an hour? there's no way i can resist that long. i figure i'll just have to pee in a bottle or a jar. i don't even have time to do that because my phone rings again. i pick up; the secretary has a few other questions for me. as our conversation continues, i feel like i'm about to burst out any minute... and, all of a sudden, i do. i just pee my pants, there and then. i panic and tell the lady on the phone i'll have to call her back in 5 or 10 minutes... fuck, what a mess! i can't even take a shower... fuck, fuck, fuck!