Get your ridiculously small dick out of here

Description: What the fuck are you still doing in my bed, you loser? i thought you'd be gone by now, since you embarrassed yourself last night. seriously, that was the worst sex i've ever had, and you have the smallest dick i've ever seen. can i even call that little thing a dick? i mean, it's smaller than my clit. i couldn't even feel you, so maybe it's a good thing you only lasted ten seconds. you're just a loser in bed. i took a picture of your ridiculously small dick while you were resting so i could show my friends how pathetic you are. if you don't get your ass out of bed right now and get out of here, maybe i'll show the whole world. you and your microscopic bird will be the laughing stock of the world wherever you go. i can't believe i gave you a few precious seconds of my life. get out of here.