The humiliation of my friend's jacket

Description: I'm so pissed that my friend bought a jacket that's prettier than mine, well, it's time to destroy it,i put it up against the wall, and i started wiping boogers on it, and that wasn't enough and i decided to blow my nose and spit on it, but i don't think that's enough, so i went to the bathroom and i wiped my crotch with the jacket, and now i don't think she's gonna wear it.