Burps in Your Face, High School Bully Grew Up Burp Fetish

Description: Wow! i haven't seen you in a while! let's hang out. are you still as much of a dweeb as you used to be? i'll teach you how to be cool. you're gonna have to hear some pretty humiliating thoughts along the way. harsh truths on how lame and beige your life is. just for that i'm going to spice it up with some stinky burps and colorful language to give you some interesting stories to tell.  you're welcome. smell you later nerd.