Toilet Boyfriend

Description: Happy anniversary, babe! before we get on with our celebrations, i wanted to suggest a new direction for our relationship. something... a bit... kinkier. i first want to acknowledge our sex life. it's boring and uninspired. you never were good at pleasing me. but that's unfair -- i want you to be able to please me. and i thought of an excellent idea for you to do so. it's by being my toilet. i mean, think about it: i need to take a dump every single day, and what better way for you to truly satisfy me than my blushing it all down?