No Dating, Only Gooning

Description: Hey gooner. welcome home. this is where you belong and you know it. why would you date when you could just resort to your gooncave instead? dating is far too complicated for a porn addicted beta like you. you get embarrassed, rejected, and denied relentlessly in real life. it just is not for you. your life is meant to be spent stroking away, as an isolated goon slave, mindlessly milking yourself, submitting yourself more and more with each stroke. become one with the pump and release yourself completely to goddess. this is what you really want. this is what you are meant to be doing. this is where you will always end up. gooning is your preferred state. dating is a lost cause, but stroking for goddess is guaranteed.