Is that a Chipolata Sausage?

Description: i'm so close to just refusing cock rates these days. there's some kind of pervasive scourge of shrimped dicked losers, trying to slide into my dms. i don't know what they're all on, but it must be good! with cocks that small, they really need to think twice about sending pictures to me! what am i supposed to do? i can't peel my clothes off, and start having fun, because i'm looking at the equivalent of a bottom of the barrel sexual reject. it's like fuck, who's going to pay for my therapy bills, when i go vent about how badly i need to unsee that stump!! seriously, you guys are ruining my faith in the male side of the species. most of you don't even have cocks longer than my erect nipple? i mean; what the actual fuck????? there goes any chance i actually had at becoming genuinely aroused today! but yeah, watch as another nubbed enuch musters up the courage to buy a cock rate from me. learn from his errors! stop ruining my sex life, and view of male genitals betas!!!